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Blights final missing adventure? Help support “Lencho”, & Some thoughts about the week.

June 29, 2009

Greetings and salutations,

This post marks the final episode in this chapter of Blights “Missing Adventures”, I will be posting other comic strips, its just that Blight the Clown will be taking a break from the internet to work on his book. Also, check out the trailers for my friends movie, “Lencho”, he has been kicking ass on it for several months now and it should prove to be pretty fantastic. He is having a bit of a fundraiser for the movie in a few days so he can try and pay some of his crew. Details are posted in the blog.

:::THE COMIC:::

-THE MISSING ADVENTURES OF BLIGHT THE CLOWN #30-
(Click the image for a larger version)


(Click here for the comic archive)

:::THE FUND RAISER:::

-El Regreso de Lencho (The Return of Lencho)-

MONDAY JULY 6th @ 6:30

Come support the film, have fun w/1hr OPEN BAR ….. & watch the first 10 min of the film.

CLICK HERE FOR THE FACEBOOK EVENT

The film El Regreso de Lencho (in English it’s The Return of Lencho). It was shot on 16mm film on location in Guatemala in late 2008 (there is also an animated part to the film). It is currently in post production. It’s a Spanish language film about a character named Lencho who uses street art to organize Guatemalan youth–now targeted by the police as insurgents–to express their social justice and human rights concerns in an increasingly corrupt and violent Guatemala. It promotes graffiti art and human rights in a globalized third world.
http://elregresodelencho.com/

Tickets $20

Silent Auction of Latin American art.

Monkey Town at 58 N 3rd St 58 N 3rd St (btw. Kent & Wythe) Williamsburg, Brooklyn has a Front Dining Room and Bar, while our back dining room maintains our original configuration:
– 4 screens
– communal seating
– 6.1 surround sound

Directions to Monkey Town
From the L Train:
1. Exit at the Bedford stop (the 1st stop in Brooklyn).
2. Walk 4 blocks south on Bedford,
3. Make a right on N. 3rd St. (west)
4. Walk an additional 2 and 1/2 (west) on N 3rd. Monkey Town is halfway down the block on the left.
http://www.monkeytownhq.com

:::THOUGHTS ON THE WEEK:::

There must be something in the air, the past few weeks have been filled with celebrity death. First David Carradine and his fantastically shocking yet sudden death, then Ed Mcmahon, I guess we saw this one coming, he was old and sick, but sad none-the-less. Then Farrah Fawcett, again sad, but a very public documentary about her cancer prepaired us for it. Then Michael Jackson, I guess this is the one that got to me the most, very tragic and unexpected, just on the verge of a comeback tour, trying to get back on his feet after a very public stoning by a hypocritical society. In his case, I wonder what ever happened to innocent until proven guilty. No matter if you love or hate the guy, he had a huge impact on most anybody that grew up in the 80’s. He took music videos to a level that blew peoples minds, I can remember watching the video of the making of Thriller, it was my first glips behind the scenes into the world of filmmaking. Then he bridged the gap between video games and music with an amazing title for the Sega Genesis called Moonwalker, a game where you defeated the bad-guys by dancing! I even remember how the world came to a stop and everyone turned their televisions on at the same time to watch the premiere of his video for “Black & White”.  Michael Jackson even introduced me to one of my all time favorite artists, when Weird Al did the song “Eat It”, that changed my life forever. So it is with a sad heart that I mourn the death of a brilliant artist. Then all-of-the-sudden, I find out that the infomercial guy Billy Mays died this morning. Now, even though it is always sad when someone dies, before last week, I don’t think his death would of personally effected me in anyway, BUT I saw him on Conan O’brien, and for the first time enjoyed his non-salesman personality, he actually made a really funny segment with Conan, and I thought I might even try watching his new television series “Pitchmen”, but I guess it was not meant to be. Such an odd week. Below is a youtube video response to Michael Jackson’s death that seems appropriate to describe the hypocrisy of the public.

Michael Jackson is Dead

Thanks,
Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com

The Beginning Of The Blight Video Log, Experimenting With The Flip Video Mino HD Camera, And Hershey Park!

May 11, 2009

Howdy doo my lovely long lost friendly fanatics,

Well, it has been quite some time since my last posting, I am sure you all were grateful for the Blight Break. While I was not posting stuff, I was using the time creating things. The collaborative performance titled “White Noise”,  with the amazing clown Jef Johnson was an incredible experience. I am currently working on a demo reel for the project. Hopefully soon, I will be able to post it.  I am editing down a tight 5 – 10 minute reel from about 7 hours of video footage, and it is proving to be quite a challenge.

In the meantime, I have been experimenting with an amazing little new camera I picked up a few weeks ago, called the Flip Video MinoHD. It is a little tiny high definition video camera smaller than my cell phone, that shoots beautiful video and has no moving parts to break. I went to Hershey Park last weekend and made a bunch of video tours of the park, including footage shot from the front car of four different roller coasters.  I also picked up a mounting device to attach the camera to my bicycle, and I have shot a few video experiments from the handlebars of my bike. Check out the video clips below:

:::THE HERSHEY PARK VIDEO LOG:::

-HERSHEY PARK BIKE RIDE 04-29-09-

So this was the first experiment I made using the handlebar mount. I just rode my bike around the town of Hershey for a little over an hour and compressed all the footage into a couple of minutes. The footage came out a bit more herkey-jerkey that I would of liked it, this is because I did not have the mount centered on the handlebars, so every little handlebar movement was picked up in the camera. I got a little better with it in the second experiment.

-HERSHEY PARK BIKE RIDE 04-30-09-

In this second bike mount experiment, I turned the camera on me, with the idea of giving the image a fixed point to look at to help smooth out the view-ability of the footage as well as giving me the opportunity to make more commentary as I did the ride. Unfortunately, halfway through the ride I figured that it might be too visually boring to look at my mug the whole time and the sky was overcast, so you would not even see pretty clouds, so I after a little break I took at a pretty lake, I turned the camera back around and continued the ride.

-SKEE BALL AND CANDY BARS!-
-THE 1st HERSHEY PARK TOUR 04-30-09-

The whole reason that I was at Hershey Park to begin with was that my girlfriend, had a business conference there and I was her pretty arm-candy. For people involved with her conference, Hershey Park opened up a small portion of the park as a sneak preview. I brought my little camera along for the ride to document the event.

-HERSHEY’S CHOCOLATE WORLD 05-01-09-

The following day after our little sneak preview of the park, the weather got shitty and rainy, so instead of going to a raining outdoor theme park, we went to the Hershey Chocolate World Factory Tour. It was just about the closest thing to Wonkaville I have ever experienced. Although, the only thing I was missing was a chocolate river, that would of been really nice.

-ROLLER COASTERS, CUTE ANIMALS, AND MORE!-
-THE 2nd HERSHEY PARK TOUR 05-02-09-

This was the big day, the first official opening day of Hershey Park. The place was packed, we rode a bunch of roller coasters and played a bunch of games. We also went to the zoo, and I got it all on high definition video. Try not to get to sick when going down the roller coasters with us. This was also the last bit of video I shot for the trip to Hershey. I figured I had shot more than enough footage to deal with, and my girlfriend was getting sick of having the camera shoved in her face.

:::NEW YORK CITY BIKE RIDES PART 1:::

-BIKE 2 WORK IN NYC 05-06-09-

This was my first bike ride to work of the year, I looked at the weather and it seemed like it would be a nice day, so I figured I would ride in to work. The only issue was that the east river path was flooded and I ended up getting to work covered in mud, but such is life.

-AN NYC EVENING BIKE RIDE 05-06-09-

That same day I decided to record my ride home. I got to about 2nd avenue and it started to drizzle, I had my camera strapped to my bike, and it’s not waterproof so I decided to turn back and ride down to 14th street to catch the subway, because I did not want to get caught on the Williamsburg Bridge in the middle of a rainstorm on my bike.

:::THE WRAP UP:::

Well that’s about all I have to post this week. Next week, hopefully I will have that demo reel of WHITE NOISE posted, a new Blight the Clown comic to post, and some pictured of the last skateboard deck I painted!

Your pal,
Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com

-WHITE NOISE- 3 NYC DATES LEFT, BROADWAY ON BROADWAY, AND SOME WALKS AROUND NYC!

April 21, 2009

Hello,

I haven’t had a chance to post any new comic strips, because I have been churning out a ton of video for various art projects. On this weeks blog, I am posting a promo I cut of a really amazing theatrical show that I am a part of, called WHITE NOISE, and I have posted three video experiments I made with a cool new HD Flip camera I got a few weeks ago.  There are three more performances of WHITE NOISE to experience this weekend be sure to come out and say hello, as I am performing/improvising/remixing a live video installation as my part of the experience.

-WHITE NOISE – A FREE FORM MULTI-MEDIA IMPROVISATION-

WHITE NOISE is a real time improvisation of sound, video and play. Exactly what you will see is unknown until it happens. Each performance will be a unique experience.

FEATURING:
Jef Johnson as Fool, Idiot, Clown

Brian A. Bernhard playing a live video installation

and Keith Rubinstein on sound

Running for 3 more dates – APRIL 23,24,25

ONLY at THEATER LAB in NYC

Click here for tix info: http://www.theaterlabnyc.com/Theaterlab3/Jef_Johnson_White_Noise.html

or call for reservations: 212-929-2545

Click here for the Facebook invite: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=67291669826&ref=nf

-BROADWAY ON BROADWAY – TOXIC AVENGER THE MUSICAL-

Congratulations, you are about to experience Broadway like you have never experienced before! A new Blight Production, featuring Jerrod “BROADWAY” Bogard in an all new webseries, called “BROADWAY ON BROADWAY”, where Mr. Bogard discusses theater in ways your ears are not used to. In this episode he yammers on about the new Broadway smash hit, “TOXIC AVENGER THE MUSICAL”, with a special appearance from Weird Al’s stoned little brother! (By the way, we had no idea who that fuzzy haired kid was, he just decided to jump in front of the camera for no reason)

Thanks,
A Co-production:
Blight Productions
http://www.blightproductions.com
&
Jerrod Bogard
http://inkythumbs.com

-FROM 34th to 14th on 5th – APRIL 13th, 2009 A NEW YORK CITY WALK-

I decided to video tape my walk from 34th st to 14th st down 5th ave, the following video is a log of this journey.

-FROM 14th TO 34th ON 5th APRIL 14th 2009 – A NEW YORK CITY WALK-

A log of my walks around NYC.

Well that’s it,

DON’T FORGET TO MAKE RESERVATIONS FOR WHITE NOISE NOW!!!

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com

Blight springs a leak, and a new LIVE multimedia clown experience!

April 13, 2009

Howdy doo my friendly fanatics,

This is going to be one heck of a wild week! We got an all new Blight the Clown comic strip posted online, with Little Jane Rose continuing to pummel our hero! And I am collaborating with the star of my newest movie “The Love Story” on a 5 night multimedia clown experience in New York City called “WHITE NOISE” at Theater Lab. Be there or be square!

:::THE COMIC STRIP:::

-THE MISSING ADVENTURES OF BLIGHT THE CLOWN #28-
(Click here for a larger image)


(Click here for the comic archive)

:::THE LIVE PERFORMANCE:::

-WHITE NOISE-

A Multimedia Clown Experience!

Featuring:

Jef Johnson

Live Sound by Keith Rubenstein

& Live Visuals by Brian A. Bernhard

@ THEATER LAB (http://www.theaterlabnyc.com)
137 West 14th Street
New York City, NY

April 17, 18, 23, 24, 25 @ 8:18PM

TIX=$15

Reception follows the show.

CLICK HERE FOR THE FACEBOOK INVITE!

whitenoise-postcard31

I hope to see you guys there! Prepare for one hell of an experience!

Your Pal,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com

CLOWN MOVIES INVADE THE BACKSEAT FILM FESTIVAL & A NEW COMIC STRIP!!!!

March 9, 2009

Howdy there my famous frolicking friends,

This week, I wanted to let you all know about something stupendously super cool! My clown-noir extravaganza short movie “A CLOWN CAROL” is screening at one of the east coasts most awesome film festivals, Saturday March 14th at “The 2009 Backseat Film Festival”. Not only is it screening along side “Dead Sucks” the vampire horror comedy directed by Elias of Biff Juggernaut Productions (Elias also plays Bobo the Clown in A CLOWN CAROL), but Little Jane Rose, (Blight the Clown’s comic strip nemesis) is also screening her new short called “Heading Home” and my wacky friend Ben Jurin is also showcasing his movie “Even”.

The awesomeness doesn’t stop there! My crazy little clown movie looks like it is going to be the last movie that screens before the days main event! The amazing filmmaker Adam Rifkin, director of great movies like, “The Dark Backward” & “Detroit Rock City” will be presenting his new move, “Homo Erectus”!

Come out to the fest if you can, I will be there all weekend long, so if you ever wanted to chat with me about my wacky clown movies, just find me! Or email me and let me know you are coming!

Scroll down for movie trailers from the film fest!!!

Also, Blight the Clown is back this week in an all new Missing Adventure!

:::THE WEBCOMIC:::

-THE MISSING ADVENTURES OF BLIGHT THE CLOWN #24-
(Click the image for a larger version)


(Click here for the comic archives)

:::THE FILM FESTIVAL:::

THE 2009 BACKSEAT FILM FESTIVAL
Sat, March 14th – 4pm
Part of ‘Shorts Program III’
The 941 Theater
941 Front Street
Philadelphia, PA 19122

Tickets: http://backseat.bside.com/2009/schedule/2009-03-14

Website: http://www.backseatfilmfestival.com

FACEBOOK Invite: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=130717840715

-OFFICIAL FILM FEST TRAILER-

-DEAD SUCKS TRAILER-

-EVEN TRAILER-

-HOMO ERECTUS TRAILER-

-Detroit Rock City Trailer-

Well that’s all for this week,
Thanks for everything,
Until next time,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com

THE SPIN CYCLE PROMO 2

January 28, 2009

**NOTE** THIS IS AN UPDATED PROMO!!

READ THE FIRST REVIEW!!! http://offoffonline.com/reviews.php?id=1540

-THE SPIN CYCLE-

Shortened Attention Span in cahoots with Wide Eyed Productions offer up the first collection of one-act plays from emerging playwright Jerrod Bogard. Political, tragic, hilarious, and heartwarming, this showcase of both new and proven material is presented in a black box setting as an eclectic yet cohesive evening of theatre. Bogards work has been produced in NY, Chicago, LA, and currently in Philadelphia at the Walnut St. Theatre.

Video interludes directed by Emmy Nominated Producer Brian A. Bernhard
Copper Green – director: Anthony Augello of Brooklyn Theatre Arts Project
Hedge – director: Jake Witlen of the Internationalists
Just Your Average G.I. Joe – directed by Kristin Skye Hoffmann
First Base Coach – directed by Neil Fennell
Jerome Via Satellite – directed by Justin Ness

January 22 – February 7, 2009
Thurs – Sat at 8pm
One Sunday Matinee Jan. 25 at 3pmTickets: $18
www.theatermania.com
(212) 352-3101

The Players Loft
115 Macdougal St.

For more info:http://www.inkythumbs.com

NEW CLOWNLAND COMIC “VICTIM”, LIVE CONCERT TONIGHT, MEET SMARMY THE CLOWN, AND SOME OTHER CLOWN NEWS!!

December 14, 2008

Greetings and pickles my freakishly furry friends,

In this weeks super mega exciting Blight Blog posting, we have a whole new episode of CLOWNLAND, updates on tonight’s(Sunday Dec. 14, 2008) live THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN concert, a new portrait of a clown named Smarmy, and some news about Jef Johnson’s Clown Lab!

:::THE COMIC STRIP:::

-CLOWNLAND #2 “VICTIM”-
(Click the image for a larger version)


(Click here for the comic archive)

:::THE LIVE CONCERT EVENT:::

WHAT: The Com[mutiny] featuring THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN and much much MORE!
WHEN: Sunday, December 14th, t.o.t.s. perform at 1:00 AM!
WHERE: The Delancy, 168 Delancy (between Clinton and Attorney), NYC.
COST: $5.00 to $15.00 depending on dress. 21+ Only

:::CLICK HERE FOR THE FACEBOOK INVITE:::

:::CLICK HERE FOR THE EVENTFUL INVITE:::

:::THE CLOWN PORTRAIT:::

-SMARMY THE CLOWN-
(Click the image to buy a print & for a larger version)

:::OTHER CLOWN NEWS:::

My good friend and clown mentor Jef Johnson is doing something very special with his amazing Clown Lab this month and you all should check it out:

The class will be limited and already there has been alot of interest.  Slava Polunin has called Chris Lynam “one of the world’s funniest clowns”.  This is a special opportunity.

Jef Johnson’s CLOWN LAB  presents
MODERN CLOWN WORKSHOP

with Chris Lynam

“What happens when you wake up and find that you will never wake up again, that everything you make up is down, and everything you make down is up?

That piece of toast you had for breakfast is really a piece of beach in the Caribbean, your wife is a fruitcake and your children are raspberries.

In amongst all this confusion it becomes apparent that something very important is missing from the backbone of man’s existence…”

CHRIS LYNAM is renowned for many things, but mainly for bringing his brand of crazed humor to bear on unsuspecting audiences.  Known as The Beast of British Comedy, his work is both dangerous and exciting, stretching variety to its limits.  The New York Times called him “a brilliantly bizarre antidote to today’s truculent society.”

Monday, December 29
6:00pm-10:00pm
THEATERLAB
137 w.14th St.
Cost:  $125.00

CONTACT JEF HERE TO SIGN UP
http://www.nyclown.com/contact.html

Limited Enrollment!

Check out CHRIS LYNAM in action here:

That’s all for now folks,

Hope to see you tonight!
Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com

Chvad the Thug works out some issues, Blight Productions Website Updates, More social Networks, and some DeviantART craziness!!!

November 24, 2008

Howdy folks,

Welcome to another new edition of the Blight Productions half-hour-hour clown blog. In this weeks posting, Chvad the Thug works out some issues in THE MISSING ADVENTURES OF BLIGHT THE CLOWN #23, I made a bunch of new updates to http://www.blightproductions.com, Blight the Clown has joined a ton of new Social Networks, maybe you can find him on one, I have uploaded a shiny new video production demo reel, and oh my goodness, crazy threads are happening over at DeviantART!

:::THE COMIC STRIP:::

-THE MISSING ADVENTURES OF BLIGHT THE CLOWN #23-
(Click here for a larger image)


(Click here for the comic archive)

:::WEBSITE UPDATES:::

Check out the new THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN page on the Blight Productions site:
http://www.blightproductions.com/2008-Blight-Productions-Website/2008-Blight-Productions-TOTS-Page.html

Check out the new Clown Carol page on the Blight Productions site:
http://www.blightproductions.com/2008-Blight-Productions-Website/2008-Blight-Productions-Clown%20Carol-Page.html

Check out the updated Social Networks on the Blight Productions Site, featuring Blight Productions pages on the following networks: Dailymotion, VampireFreaks, Funny or Die, Eventful, Flickr, Vimeo, UndergroundFilms, Taltopia, OnlineComics, TheComicPortal, TopWebComics, ClickWheel, ComicSpace, TheWebComicsList.
http://www.blightproductions.com/2008-Blight-Productions-Website/2008-Blight-Productions-Social-Networking-Page.html

:::NEW DEMO REEL:::

-THE 2008 BLIGHT PRODUCTIONS “PRODUCING” DEMO REEL-

I just put this reel together of some of my favorite clips from productions I have done over the past few years. If you dig the work please check out some more of my stuff.

The clips featured are:

Intelligent Design – The Music Video
(Nominated for a 2006 EMMY)

I Killed A Moose

ART or something like it! – A television series about artists
(Nominated for a 2007 EMMY)

A Clown Carol – The Marley Murder Mystery

People featured in this demo reel:

Barry Mitchell, Lloyd Kaufman, Bill Plympton, Scott McCloud, Gregory Barsamian, Patrick Smith, Smadar Levi, Martina Secondo Russo, Todd Robbins, Eric Davis, Jerrod Bogard

:::DEVIANTART SUGGESTION THREAD CRAZINESS:::

So I am a pretty active member of this Social Network site called DeviantART, it boasts to be the largest online community for artists on the internet. They have a forum for suggestions on the site. I thought that it might be a good idea to create an EVENTS feature to help artists promote their art openings, film screenings, performances, and other things like that.  With the idea to keep it well organized by City, Date, and Time.  Pretty strait forward idea, but some of the responses I got were rather wacked out.  Check out the posting thread here, it’s still going on, so be sure to read all the pages and let me know what you think: http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/suggestions/1204686/

:::OTHER NEWS:::

I am fully stocked with some kick ass postcards, so if you want to help promote my Clown Carol movie or my comic strip please let me know and I can send you a stack of postcards to pass out in your neck of the woods. Just use the contact form on my website, and I will get back to you ASAP!

CONTACT BLIGHT PRODUCTIONS

Check out Blight the Clown holding up some cards here:

Your pal,
Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com

This Week: TOTS LIVE!!! A Life Story, and a TOTS Music Video!

October 27, 2008

Well, well, well,

It’s a new week, lets see what the Blight Blog has in-store for you good folks.

Well, only 2 days until you crazy die hard fans journey all the way to New York City to see your favorite band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN“, perform live for the first time in over a year!  I dug out a crazy comic strip from a few years back, because none of you have ever seen it!  I posted an old TOTS music video, just to remind you of what you all will be experiencing this Wednesday.  And of course, some special Halloween Youtube madness.

-LIFE STORIES #1-
(Click the image for a larger version)

(Click here to purchase a print)

So you might notice, there is no Blight the Clown comic this week.  I have to apologize for that, but I was dragged out of town for a film festival and reunion style thingy.

Last week, I posted on the blog a short film that I shot and co-edited featuring 5 year old kids called, “MacBeth“.  Well, to my surprise it got selected for a film festival last Friday and WON!!!  After 10 years it gets screened and actually works.  That was a pretty cool experience.

I also had to accompany the little lady, some of you folks might know as, “MY RED BALLOON PAL”, to her 10 year college reunion.  Boy oh boy, was that an exciting shindig!

But the real reason that there is no Blight the Clown comic this week is because I have been busting my ass editing a special fun filled horrific horror movie montage to project at Wednesdays, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN” Spooktacular Halloween Concert!

DON’T FORGET!!!

ONLY 2 MORE DAYS!!!!!!

THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (Featuring Blight the Clown)
OCTOBER 29th 2008
8:00PM – 11:00PM
@ THE ANNEX
152 ORCHARD ST
NEW YORK CITY, NY

-ANOTHER DEAD COMEDIAN-

This is an older music video I made for my band a few years ago.  You can hear my bass in the music, but you don’t see me.  This is because I was behind the camera.  Sorry, next TOTS video I make, I promise will have Blight the Clown in it!

:::YOUTUBE MADNESS:::

Lastly, I will leave you all with an old classic Youtube video, in good Halloween fun.

Your Pal,
Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com
Gallery: http://fudgerat.deviantart.com/gallery

Blight gets the dropsies, Special LIVE Event, New CD Release, Halloween Candy Danger, & WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS!

October 20, 2008

Blight is coming out to play,
There is gonna be a show,
Chvad has some things to say,
For some ROCK you will go,

In this weeks fancy newfangled blogeriffic action packed spectacular, Blight the Clown rocks a little to hard and something very very bad happens!  A super kick ass explosive musical compilation CD has been released featuring, THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN’s newest # 1 smash hit single, “What Ever Happened to Carson?”, more details about the upcoming THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (TOTS) Halloween spooktacular, super awesome, live action, rock and roll, give out free things special LIVE EVENT!  A serious Halloween candy warning, and lots of Youtube excitement!

See what happens when Blight gets a little too carried away:

-BLIGHT THE CLOWN IN, “NOT EVERYTHING IS IN BLACK & WHITE #5”-
(Click the image for a larger version)


(Click here for the comic archive)

:::THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN – NEWS:::

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS UNTIL T.O.T.S. & BLIGHT THE CLOWN HIT THE STAGE FOR YOU!!!

THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (Featuring Blight the Clown)
OCTOBER 29th 2008
8:00PM – 11:00PM
@ THE ANNEX
152 ORCHARD ST
NEW YORK CITY, NY

The ANNEX is between Stanton St. & Rivington St., they have a really small sign that can be easy to miss, I will try to have some Blight Balloons or some kind of poster hanging to help mark the place.  Click here for a Google map of the ANNEX.

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS!!!!

BE SURE TO PRINT OUT THIS FLIER AND TELL THE PERSON AT THE DOOR, THAT YOU ARE THERE TO SEE, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!”

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

NEW CD Compilation featuring the T.O.T.S. #1 Smash hit, “What Ever Happened To Carson?”

-NEGATIVE IMPACT v0.3-

Come to the LIVE T.O.T.S. Halloween Spooktacular shindig on the 29th of October and we might even have some copies of this special compact disc for you to purchase!!!!

FREE FREE FREE STUFF JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!

Check it out!  Sign up right now to the mailing list for Blight the Clown’s Rock Band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!” & receive access to special secret surprises for mailing list subscribers only!  Such as access to free music, video and art.  Send an email to: news-subscribe@outside-the-skin.com be sure to type, “SUBSCRIBE TO THE TOTS MAILING LIST” in the subject line.

So, just for your information, if some of you folks have not been paying attention, Blight the Clown has in the past had an allergic reaction to makeup around his eyes.  In order to prevent any nastiness while performing onstage, I have developed some super cool, Blight the Clown eyes.  They will create the living comic strip character even more.  Check out a crappy little photo of them here:

:::HALLOWEEN CANDY WARNING:::

-Deadly Candy 4 Halloween?. . .-

Halloween Candy May Be Laced with Melamine! The Same Ingredient that Harmed and Killed Tens of Thousands of Pets last year!

This awesome toy review guy reviewed the Domo Kun Exclusive Halloween Products about a week and a half ago, and Noticed that the China Made Chocolate Candies contained Powdered Milk Ingredients. These Candies were likely made when the Tainted Milk Problem was beginning over the Summer. They would take several weeks to ship from China to be on Store Shelves in Early September.

The Melamine Tainted Milk Crisis BROKE around September 16th 2008. It is possible that MANY Chinese chocolate candies may contain this Dangerous Ingredient!

:::WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS:::

From the folks that brought you the insane movie, “LOVECRACKED” that contained animation and music from Blight Productions, comes an all new vampire horror comedy:

-Dead Sucks (teaser trailer)-

1st trailer for the new vampire comedy from BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions. Find out why it sucks to be dead at www.deadsucks.com.

Also,

While I was poking around on Youtube I found an old creation of Blight Productions.  This was the first collaboration between Marie Films and Blight Productions.  I shot this little video while a bunch of 5 year old’s were hanging on my back.  Beau Marie and I edited the shit out of this thing to try and make unintelligible 5 year old’s understandable.  Enjoy!

Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy brought to life by a tiny group of 1st and 2nd graders.

-Macbeth-

Your Pal,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
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