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CLOWN MOVIES INVADE THE BACKSEAT FILM FESTIVAL & A NEW COMIC STRIP!!!!

March 9, 2009

Howdy there my famous frolicking friends,

This week, I wanted to let you all know about something stupendously super cool! My clown-noir extravaganza short movie “A CLOWN CAROL” is screening at one of the east coasts most awesome film festivals, Saturday March 14th at “The 2009 Backseat Film Festival”. Not only is it screening along side “Dead Sucks” the vampire horror comedy directed by Elias of Biff Juggernaut Productions (Elias also plays Bobo the Clown in A CLOWN CAROL), but Little Jane Rose, (Blight the Clown’s comic strip nemesis) is also screening her new short called “Heading Home” and my wacky friend Ben Jurin is also showcasing his movie “Even”.

The awesomeness doesn’t stop there! My crazy little clown movie looks like it is going to be the last movie that screens before the days main event! The amazing filmmaker Adam Rifkin, director of great movies like, “The Dark Backward” & “Detroit Rock City” will be presenting his new move, “Homo Erectus”!

Come out to the fest if you can, I will be there all weekend long, so if you ever wanted to chat with me about my wacky clown movies, just find me! Or email me and let me know you are coming!

Scroll down for movie trailers from the film fest!!!

Also, Blight the Clown is back this week in an all new Missing Adventure!

:::THE WEBCOMIC:::

-THE MISSING ADVENTURES OF BLIGHT THE CLOWN #24-
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(Click here for the comic archives)

:::THE FILM FESTIVAL:::

THE 2009 BACKSEAT FILM FESTIVAL
Sat, March 14th – 4pm
Part of ‘Shorts Program III’
The 941 Theater
941 Front Street
Philadelphia, PA 19122

Tickets: http://backseat.bside.com/2009/schedule/2009-03-14

Website: http://www.backseatfilmfestival.com

FACEBOOK Invite: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=130717840715

-OFFICIAL FILM FEST TRAILER-

-DEAD SUCKS TRAILER-

-EVEN TRAILER-

-HOMO ERECTUS TRAILER-

-Detroit Rock City Trailer-

Well that’s all for this week,
Thanks for everything,
Until next time,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com

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Blight gets the dropsies, Special LIVE Event, New CD Release, Halloween Candy Danger, & WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS!

October 20, 2008

Blight is coming out to play,
There is gonna be a show,
Chvad has some things to say,
For some ROCK you will go,

In this weeks fancy newfangled blogeriffic action packed spectacular, Blight the Clown rocks a little to hard and something very very bad happens!  A super kick ass explosive musical compilation CD has been released featuring, THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN’s newest # 1 smash hit single, “What Ever Happened to Carson?”, more details about the upcoming THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (TOTS) Halloween spooktacular, super awesome, live action, rock and roll, give out free things special LIVE EVENT!  A serious Halloween candy warning, and lots of Youtube excitement!

See what happens when Blight gets a little too carried away:

-BLIGHT THE CLOWN IN, “NOT EVERYTHING IS IN BLACK & WHITE #5”-
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(Click here for the comic archive)

:::THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN – NEWS:::

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS UNTIL T.O.T.S. & BLIGHT THE CLOWN HIT THE STAGE FOR YOU!!!

THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (Featuring Blight the Clown)
OCTOBER 29th 2008
8:00PM – 11:00PM
@ THE ANNEX
152 ORCHARD ST
NEW YORK CITY, NY

The ANNEX is between Stanton St. & Rivington St., they have a really small sign that can be easy to miss, I will try to have some Blight Balloons or some kind of poster hanging to help mark the place.  Click here for a Google map of the ANNEX.

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS!!!!

BE SURE TO PRINT OUT THIS FLIER AND TELL THE PERSON AT THE DOOR, THAT YOU ARE THERE TO SEE, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!”

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

NEW CD Compilation featuring the T.O.T.S. #1 Smash hit, “What Ever Happened To Carson?”

-NEGATIVE IMPACT v0.3-

Come to the LIVE T.O.T.S. Halloween Spooktacular shindig on the 29th of October and we might even have some copies of this special compact disc for you to purchase!!!!

FREE FREE FREE STUFF JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!

Check it out!  Sign up right now to the mailing list for Blight the Clown’s Rock Band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!” & receive access to special secret surprises for mailing list subscribers only!  Such as access to free music, video and art.  Send an email to: news-subscribe@outside-the-skin.com be sure to type, “SUBSCRIBE TO THE TOTS MAILING LIST” in the subject line.

So, just for your information, if some of you folks have not been paying attention, Blight the Clown has in the past had an allergic reaction to makeup around his eyes.  In order to prevent any nastiness while performing onstage, I have developed some super cool, Blight the Clown eyes.  They will create the living comic strip character even more.  Check out a crappy little photo of them here:

:::HALLOWEEN CANDY WARNING:::

-Deadly Candy 4 Halloween?. . .-

Halloween Candy May Be Laced with Melamine! The Same Ingredient that Harmed and Killed Tens of Thousands of Pets last year!

This awesome toy review guy reviewed the Domo Kun Exclusive Halloween Products about a week and a half ago, and Noticed that the China Made Chocolate Candies contained Powdered Milk Ingredients. These Candies were likely made when the Tainted Milk Problem was beginning over the Summer. They would take several weeks to ship from China to be on Store Shelves in Early September.

The Melamine Tainted Milk Crisis BROKE around September 16th 2008. It is possible that MANY Chinese chocolate candies may contain this Dangerous Ingredient!

:::WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS:::

From the folks that brought you the insane movie, “LOVECRACKED” that contained animation and music from Blight Productions, comes an all new vampire horror comedy:

-Dead Sucks (teaser trailer)-

1st trailer for the new vampire comedy from BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions. Find out why it sucks to be dead at www.deadsucks.com.

Also,

While I was poking around on Youtube I found an old creation of Blight Productions.  This was the first collaboration between Marie Films and Blight Productions.  I shot this little video while a bunch of 5 year old’s were hanging on my back.  Beau Marie and I edited the shit out of this thing to try and make unintelligible 5 year old’s understandable.  Enjoy!

Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy brought to life by a tiny group of 1st and 2nd graders.

-Macbeth-

Your Pal,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com
Gallery: http://fudgerat.deviantart.com/gallery

Blight and Chvad are at it again in an all new Missing Adventure & a couple of clips from AOSLI

July 27, 2008

Come one…

Come all…

To the greatest lil’ comic strip on earth…

It’s that time of the week…

This time Chvad the Thug gets a little rude in…

-The Missing Adventure of Blight the Clown #16-
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(Click here for the comic archive)

I recently found some of the artists that I interviewed for the television series I produced a little while back called “ART or something like it!” have posted their segments onto Youtube. Check them out here:

-Patrick Smith (Blend Films)-http://www.patsmith.com/

-Elias (Biff Juggerneut)-http://www.biffjuggernaut.com/

-Heru-http://www.heruspeaks.com/

So, All three of these guys were amazing to interview. Click on the links next to their names to find out more. Maybe, Sometime in the future, I will post more A.O.S.L.I! clips onto Youtube. What do you all thing, is that something that interests you?

Thats it for now,

Your Pal,
Brian A. Bernhard
Blight the Clown
www.blightproductions.com