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Blight is back in his 22nd all new Missing Adventure, Video and Pics from Blight the Clown’s latest TOTS performance, and fancy new Blight Productions T Shirts!

November 3, 2008

Greetings and salutations Earthlings,

Blight the Clown is back with a real true life story in an all new full color adventure featuring, “Chvad the Thug”.  Check out my latest, “H.P. Lovecraft” inspired drawing.  Peruse through all the pictures and video my friendly “T.O.T.S” fans made during last weeks Halloween spooktacular.  And swing by the fancy new online shop I set up, so you can buy you favorite full color Blight Productions T-Shirts for less than 20 bucks a pop!

::NEW COMIC STRIP::

Please note, this weeks Blight the Clown comic strip is based 100% on a real conversation I had with my brother.

-THE MISSING ADVENTURES OF BLIGHT THE CLOWN #22-
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(Click here for the comic archive)

Yes folk’s, just before last weeks Halloween spooktacular, Chvad had asked me if I thought it would be cool and funny to put some cat shit into the candy bags I passed out to the audience during the show.  The idea being some bags would have just candy, some would have a voucher for a free TOTS CD, some would have a voucher for a free crappy horror movie, and some would have CAT SHIT! His idea being that some would be TRICKS and some would be treats.

I only wish at that moment I could of reached through the phone and pied him in the face for real.  With that being one of the WORST ideas I had ever heard!  Do not worry folks, I made the candy bags myself and filled them with only good things!

:::A NEW DRAWING:::

-HOWARD P. CLOWN-
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(Click here to purchase a print)
(((Click here to purchase a T-Shirt)))

This is a little drawing some how inspired by H.P. Lovecraft.   A bit zombie, a bit clown, a bit tentacle demon, a bit monster.

:::NOTES FROM THE 10/29/08 HALLOWEEN SHOW:::

A good amount of people came out to the last show.  It was really damn fun.  A bunch of amazing photographers and videographers came out to document the night.  Below are a few of the images followed by links to their perspective online galleries with more photos from the night.

Check out the video that Elias of Biff Juggernaut Productions shot and edited for us from that night:

-THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN LIVE 10/20/08 @ THE ANNEX-
“WHEN THE GHOSTS HAVE DIED”

I am a little bummed that you can barely hear my bass in the audio mix, but at least this gives you an idea of the insanity that comes with a live TOTS show.

Click here for Setty Mc Intosh’s gallery

Click here for Dan Reshef’s Gallery

Click here for Ben Jurin’s Gallery

:::NEWS:::

-NEW THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN LIVE SHOW YOU CAN NOT MISS-

THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN
(Featuring Blight the Clown)
Sunday, November 16th @ 8:30PM
Arlene’s Grocery
95 Stanton St.
New York, NY 10002
$8 Cover charge
(Must be 21 or over)
www.arlenesgrocery.net

:::NEW T-SHIRT SHOP:::

For those of you that have always wanted to own a T-Shirt with Blight the Clown or one of my other clowntastic crazy drawings, I set up an online shop so you can buy a whole new wardrobe of shirts with Blight Productions original artwork.  Click on any of the images below to visit the shop.

Keep on rocking,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions

Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.outside-the-skin.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com
Gallery: http://fudgerat.deviantart.com/gallery
T-Shirts: http://blightproductions.spreadshirt.com
Myspace Music: http://www.myspace.com/blightproductions
Myspace Film: http://www.myspace.com/blightproductionsmovies

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Blight gets the dropsies, Special LIVE Event, New CD Release, Halloween Candy Danger, & WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS!

October 20, 2008

Blight is coming out to play,
There is gonna be a show,
Chvad has some things to say,
For some ROCK you will go,

In this weeks fancy newfangled blogeriffic action packed spectacular, Blight the Clown rocks a little to hard and something very very bad happens!  A super kick ass explosive musical compilation CD has been released featuring, THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN’s newest # 1 smash hit single, “What Ever Happened to Carson?”, more details about the upcoming THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (TOTS) Halloween spooktacular, super awesome, live action, rock and roll, give out free things special LIVE EVENT!  A serious Halloween candy warning, and lots of Youtube excitement!

See what happens when Blight gets a little too carried away:

-BLIGHT THE CLOWN IN, “NOT EVERYTHING IS IN BLACK & WHITE #5”-
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(Click here for the comic archive)

:::THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN – NEWS:::

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS UNTIL T.O.T.S. & BLIGHT THE CLOWN HIT THE STAGE FOR YOU!!!

THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (Featuring Blight the Clown)
OCTOBER 29th 2008
8:00PM – 11:00PM
@ THE ANNEX
152 ORCHARD ST
NEW YORK CITY, NY

The ANNEX is between Stanton St. & Rivington St., they have a really small sign that can be easy to miss, I will try to have some Blight Balloons or some kind of poster hanging to help mark the place.  Click here for a Google map of the ANNEX.

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS!!!!

BE SURE TO PRINT OUT THIS FLIER AND TELL THE PERSON AT THE DOOR, THAT YOU ARE THERE TO SEE, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!”

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

NEW CD Compilation featuring the T.O.T.S. #1 Smash hit, “What Ever Happened To Carson?”

-NEGATIVE IMPACT v0.3-

Come to the LIVE T.O.T.S. Halloween Spooktacular shindig on the 29th of October and we might even have some copies of this special compact disc for you to purchase!!!!

FREE FREE FREE STUFF JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!

Check it out!  Sign up right now to the mailing list for Blight the Clown’s Rock Band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!” & receive access to special secret surprises for mailing list subscribers only!  Such as access to free music, video and art.  Send an email to: news-subscribe@outside-the-skin.com be sure to type, “SUBSCRIBE TO THE TOTS MAILING LIST” in the subject line.

So, just for your information, if some of you folks have not been paying attention, Blight the Clown has in the past had an allergic reaction to makeup around his eyes.  In order to prevent any nastiness while performing onstage, I have developed some super cool, Blight the Clown eyes.  They will create the living comic strip character even more.  Check out a crappy little photo of them here:

:::HALLOWEEN CANDY WARNING:::

-Deadly Candy 4 Halloween?. . .-

Halloween Candy May Be Laced with Melamine! The Same Ingredient that Harmed and Killed Tens of Thousands of Pets last year!

This awesome toy review guy reviewed the Domo Kun Exclusive Halloween Products about a week and a half ago, and Noticed that the China Made Chocolate Candies contained Powdered Milk Ingredients. These Candies were likely made when the Tainted Milk Problem was beginning over the Summer. They would take several weeks to ship from China to be on Store Shelves in Early September.

The Melamine Tainted Milk Crisis BROKE around September 16th 2008. It is possible that MANY Chinese chocolate candies may contain this Dangerous Ingredient!

:::WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS:::

From the folks that brought you the insane movie, “LOVECRACKED” that contained animation and music from Blight Productions, comes an all new vampire horror comedy:

-Dead Sucks (teaser trailer)-

1st trailer for the new vampire comedy from BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions. Find out why it sucks to be dead at www.deadsucks.com.

Also,

While I was poking around on Youtube I found an old creation of Blight Productions.  This was the first collaboration between Marie Films and Blight Productions.  I shot this little video while a bunch of 5 year old’s were hanging on my back.  Beau Marie and I edited the shit out of this thing to try and make unintelligible 5 year old’s understandable.  Enjoy!

Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy brought to life by a tiny group of 1st and 2nd graders.

-Macbeth-

Your Pal,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com
Gallery: http://fudgerat.deviantart.com/gallery