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A friendly little reminder about the fun events this weekend!

December 13, 2008

Greetings and salutations my friendly floppy flapjacks,

I just wanted to send out a quick mid-week reminder about the 2 awesome shows my band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN” is performing this weekend. The first show is in Long Island, it is the GRAND OPENING event for a club called “THE SIDE BAR”, this event is gonna’ feature TOTS along side some awesome DJ’s and a cool gothic comic book release party check out their Myspace for more details: http://www.myspace.com/indenialny .

The second show is one of NYC’s craziest fetish parties, it’s late at night, it’s creepy, it’s bondage, it’s dark, and your favorite DARK INDUSTRIAL SWAMP ROCK BAND T.O.T.S. & their silly little clown will be right in the middle of it all! Check out there Myspace for more info: http://www.thecommutiny.com/

SEE YOU ALL THERE, RIGHT!!  Also, please forward this email to EVERYONE you know in the NYC area, that you think might be interested in our music. We always need all the help and support promoting the shows as we can get.

WHAT:
“The Wired” at The Side Bar featuring THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN
When:
Sat. December 13th @ 9:00 PM!
Where:
The Sidebar
121 Woodfield Road, NY 11552
Cost:
$5.00 w/flyer
$6.00 without flyer (( Print out the WIRED flyer attached to a discount at the door!!!!!!!!)))
21+ Only

And second we’re back in NYC @ The Delancy!

WHAT:
The Commutiny featuring THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN and much much MORE!
WHEN:
Sunday, December 14th, t.o.t.s. perform at 1:00 AM!
WHERE:
The Delancy
168 Delancy (between Clinton and Attorney)
NYC.
Cost:
$5.00 to $15.00 depending on dress.
21+ Only

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Blight gets the dropsies, Special LIVE Event, New CD Release, Halloween Candy Danger, & WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS!

October 20, 2008

Blight is coming out to play,
There is gonna be a show,
Chvad has some things to say,
For some ROCK you will go,

In this weeks fancy newfangled blogeriffic action packed spectacular, Blight the Clown rocks a little to hard and something very very bad happens!  A super kick ass explosive musical compilation CD has been released featuring, THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN’s newest # 1 smash hit single, “What Ever Happened to Carson?”, more details about the upcoming THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (TOTS) Halloween spooktacular, super awesome, live action, rock and roll, give out free things special LIVE EVENT!  A serious Halloween candy warning, and lots of Youtube excitement!

See what happens when Blight gets a little too carried away:

-BLIGHT THE CLOWN IN, “NOT EVERYTHING IS IN BLACK & WHITE #5”-
(Click the image for a larger version)


(Click here for the comic archive)

:::THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN – NEWS:::

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS UNTIL T.O.T.S. & BLIGHT THE CLOWN HIT THE STAGE FOR YOU!!!

THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (Featuring Blight the Clown)
OCTOBER 29th 2008
8:00PM – 11:00PM
@ THE ANNEX
152 ORCHARD ST
NEW YORK CITY, NY

The ANNEX is between Stanton St. & Rivington St., they have a really small sign that can be easy to miss, I will try to have some Blight Balloons or some kind of poster hanging to help mark the place.  Click here for a Google map of the ANNEX.

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS!!!!

BE SURE TO PRINT OUT THIS FLIER AND TELL THE PERSON AT THE DOOR, THAT YOU ARE THERE TO SEE, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!”

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

NEW CD Compilation featuring the T.O.T.S. #1 Smash hit, “What Ever Happened To Carson?”

-NEGATIVE IMPACT v0.3-

Come to the LIVE T.O.T.S. Halloween Spooktacular shindig on the 29th of October and we might even have some copies of this special compact disc for you to purchase!!!!

FREE FREE FREE STUFF JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!

Check it out!  Sign up right now to the mailing list for Blight the Clown’s Rock Band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!” & receive access to special secret surprises for mailing list subscribers only!  Such as access to free music, video and art.  Send an email to: news-subscribe@outside-the-skin.com be sure to type, “SUBSCRIBE TO THE TOTS MAILING LIST” in the subject line.

So, just for your information, if some of you folks have not been paying attention, Blight the Clown has in the past had an allergic reaction to makeup around his eyes.  In order to prevent any nastiness while performing onstage, I have developed some super cool, Blight the Clown eyes.  They will create the living comic strip character even more.  Check out a crappy little photo of them here:

:::HALLOWEEN CANDY WARNING:::

-Deadly Candy 4 Halloween?. . .-

Halloween Candy May Be Laced with Melamine! The Same Ingredient that Harmed and Killed Tens of Thousands of Pets last year!

This awesome toy review guy reviewed the Domo Kun Exclusive Halloween Products about a week and a half ago, and Noticed that the China Made Chocolate Candies contained Powdered Milk Ingredients. These Candies were likely made when the Tainted Milk Problem was beginning over the Summer. They would take several weeks to ship from China to be on Store Shelves in Early September.

The Melamine Tainted Milk Crisis BROKE around September 16th 2008. It is possible that MANY Chinese chocolate candies may contain this Dangerous Ingredient!

:::WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS:::

From the folks that brought you the insane movie, “LOVECRACKED” that contained animation and music from Blight Productions, comes an all new vampire horror comedy:

-Dead Sucks (teaser trailer)-

1st trailer for the new vampire comedy from BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions. Find out why it sucks to be dead at www.deadsucks.com.

Also,

While I was poking around on Youtube I found an old creation of Blight Productions.  This was the first collaboration between Marie Films and Blight Productions.  I shot this little video while a bunch of 5 year old’s were hanging on my back.  Beau Marie and I edited the shit out of this thing to try and make unintelligible 5 year old’s understandable.  Enjoy!

Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy brought to life by a tiny group of 1st and 2nd graders.

-Macbeth-

Your Pal,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com
Gallery: http://fudgerat.deviantart.com/gallery