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Live T.O.T.S. show one week from now, New Postcard Designs, New T.O.T.S Videos, and another Life Story Comic strip.

November 10, 2008

Howdy there, my super funkdefied friends,

In this weeks blogaroo, I’ve posted up some brand new designs for some super cool postcards I am having printed up to give out to you and your friends next time you come to a THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN show.  Which, by the way, the next one is happening one week from NOW, Sunday, November 16th @ Arlenes Grocery, more details in the blog below.  I have posted some kick ass live videos that the folks over at Biff Juggernaut Productions shot at the last show, check them out, see what you missed, and see why you NEED to come to the show on the 16th.  Oh yeah, I also posted up another almost realistically real “Life Story” comic strip made by yours truly.

:::THE SUPER COOL POSTCARD SELECTION:::

-BLIGHT THE CLOWN POSTCARD FACE-
(Click the image to see a larger version)

(Click the here to Purchase a print)

-BLIGHT THE CLOWN POSTCARD BACK-
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(Click the here to Purchase a print)

-A CLOWN CAROL POSTCARD FACE-
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(Click the here to Purchase a print)

-A CLOWN CAROL POSTCARD BACK-
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(Click the here to Purchase a print)

:::THE WEB COMIC:::

-LIFE STORIES #2-
(Click the image to see a larger version)

(Click the here to Purchase a print)

:::LIVE PERFORMANCES:::

-THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN – LIVE SHOW-
(Featuring Blight the Clown)
Arlene’s Grocery
95 Stanton St.
New York, NY 10002
$8 cover, must be21+
Show Starts at 8:30PM
www.arlenesgrocery.net

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NOT IN NYC? HEAR THE SHOW LIVE!

If you aren’t at the show go to http://www.musikville.com on Nov. 16th and hear the show streamed LIVE into yer brains! Ain’t technology great? Now you don’t even have to get up off yer lazy asses to hear the goodness that is of course…THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!

:::NEW CD RELEASE:::

-NEGATIVE IMPACT V.03-

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The BRAND NEW compilation “Negative Impact Vol. 3” will be seeing the light of day here in NYC at this show! Grab the disc at the show and hear the amazingly cool new t.o.t.s. track “Whatever Happened to Carson?”!

:::THE LIVE VIDEOS:::

-THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN-
-GET YOUR DOLLAR’S WORTH-LIVE-10-29-2008-NYC-

-THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN-
-WORMFACE-LIVE-10-29-2008-NYC-

-THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN-
-WHEN THE GHOSTS HAVE DIED-LIVE-10-29-2008-NYC-

:::OTHER NEWS:::

Just 3 days before T.O.T.S kick’s the shit out of Arlene’s Grocery, the super cool kick ass project of our brilliant guitar player Lars Casteen hits the stage with THE QUALIA featuring Chvad S.B. on keyboards!

-THE QUALIA – LIVE-
R-BAR
Thursday, November 13th
218 Bowery (BTWN Prince & Spring)
$8 Cover, Must be 21+
Show Starts at 7PM
OPEN BAR

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Your pal,
Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Band: http://www.totsland.net
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com
Gallery: http://fudgerat.deviantart.com/gallery
T-Shirts: http://blightproductions.spreadshirt.com
Myspace Music: http://www.myspace.com/blightproductions
Myspace Film: http://www.myspace.com/blightproductionsmovies

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Blight gets the dropsies, Special LIVE Event, New CD Release, Halloween Candy Danger, & WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS!

October 20, 2008

Blight is coming out to play,
There is gonna be a show,
Chvad has some things to say,
For some ROCK you will go,

In this weeks fancy newfangled blogeriffic action packed spectacular, Blight the Clown rocks a little to hard and something very very bad happens!  A super kick ass explosive musical compilation CD has been released featuring, THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN’s newest # 1 smash hit single, “What Ever Happened to Carson?”, more details about the upcoming THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (TOTS) Halloween spooktacular, super awesome, live action, rock and roll, give out free things special LIVE EVENT!  A serious Halloween candy warning, and lots of Youtube excitement!

See what happens when Blight gets a little too carried away:

-BLIGHT THE CLOWN IN, “NOT EVERYTHING IS IN BLACK & WHITE #5”-
(Click the image for a larger version)


(Click here for the comic archive)

:::THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN – NEWS:::

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS UNTIL T.O.T.S. & BLIGHT THE CLOWN HIT THE STAGE FOR YOU!!!

THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN (Featuring Blight the Clown)
OCTOBER 29th 2008
8:00PM – 11:00PM
@ THE ANNEX
152 ORCHARD ST
NEW YORK CITY, NY

The ANNEX is between Stanton St. & Rivington St., they have a really small sign that can be easy to miss, I will try to have some Blight Balloons or some kind of poster hanging to help mark the place.  Click here for a Google map of the ANNEX.

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS!!!!

BE SURE TO PRINT OUT THIS FLIER AND TELL THE PERSON AT THE DOOR, THAT YOU ARE THERE TO SEE, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!”

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

TOTS LIVE OCT 29th

NEW CD Compilation featuring the T.O.T.S. #1 Smash hit, “What Ever Happened To Carson?”

-NEGATIVE IMPACT v0.3-

Come to the LIVE T.O.T.S. Halloween Spooktacular shindig on the 29th of October and we might even have some copies of this special compact disc for you to purchase!!!!

FREE FREE FREE STUFF JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!

Check it out!  Sign up right now to the mailing list for Blight the Clown’s Rock Band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN!” & receive access to special secret surprises for mailing list subscribers only!  Such as access to free music, video and art.  Send an email to: news-subscribe@outside-the-skin.com be sure to type, “SUBSCRIBE TO THE TOTS MAILING LIST” in the subject line.

So, just for your information, if some of you folks have not been paying attention, Blight the Clown has in the past had an allergic reaction to makeup around his eyes.  In order to prevent any nastiness while performing onstage, I have developed some super cool, Blight the Clown eyes.  They will create the living comic strip character even more.  Check out a crappy little photo of them here:

:::HALLOWEEN CANDY WARNING:::

-Deadly Candy 4 Halloween?. . .-

Halloween Candy May Be Laced with Melamine! The Same Ingredient that Harmed and Killed Tens of Thousands of Pets last year!

This awesome toy review guy reviewed the Domo Kun Exclusive Halloween Products about a week and a half ago, and Noticed that the China Made Chocolate Candies contained Powdered Milk Ingredients. These Candies were likely made when the Tainted Milk Problem was beginning over the Summer. They would take several weeks to ship from China to be on Store Shelves in Early September.

The Melamine Tainted Milk Crisis BROKE around September 16th 2008. It is possible that MANY Chinese chocolate candies may contain this Dangerous Ingredient!

:::WACKY YOUTUBE MADNESS:::

From the folks that brought you the insane movie, “LOVECRACKED” that contained animation and music from Blight Productions, comes an all new vampire horror comedy:

-Dead Sucks (teaser trailer)-

1st trailer for the new vampire comedy from BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions. Find out why it sucks to be dead at www.deadsucks.com.

Also,

While I was poking around on Youtube I found an old creation of Blight Productions.  This was the first collaboration between Marie Films and Blight Productions.  I shot this little video while a bunch of 5 year old’s were hanging on my back.  Beau Marie and I edited the shit out of this thing to try and make unintelligible 5 year old’s understandable.  Enjoy!

Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy brought to life by a tiny group of 1st and 2nd graders.

-Macbeth-

Your Pal,

Blight the Clown
(A.K.A.) Brian A. Bernhard
Producer/Editor/Artist/Clown
Blight Productions
Website: http://www.blightproductions.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlightTheClown1
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/blightproductions
Blog: https://blightproductions.wordpress.com
Gallery: http://fudgerat.deviantart.com/gallery